Luke Skywalker Does NOT Like May the 4th!
Trump Administration Imports Sandworms from Arrakis to Protect Southern Border
Rachel Maddow Shaves Head and Starts Blog About ‘The Annoying Homos’ in Support of Joy Reid
Trojan Redirects $50 Million of Condoms to Phil Jackson After Trump Cancels Gaza Shipment
What REALLY Happened Behind the Scenes?!?!
Make Alcatraz Great Again!
New Canadian Prime Minister Dreams of Net Zero
Little Z, Stop Crying and Eat Your Peace!
China Moves Fentanyl Manufacturing to Gary, Indiana to Avoid Trump Tariffs
Philadelphia Eagles Burn Down Their Own Locker Room to Stand in Solidarity with Rioting Fans
What if the NFL Required Every Team to Add at Least One Female to Their Team???
After Sending Hundreds of Missiles at Israel, US Receives Confirmation That Iran Still Has No SEC Titles
Dolphins Cry Foul as Seahawks Disguised DBs as Police Officers to Slow Down Tyreek Hill
Jerry Jones Calls NFL to Request Next Game Be Played Against Florida State University
Don’t Cry, Cryo! 😂 Need a Break from Trump’s Term? Freeze Yourself for 4 Years!
Pfizer Announces New Drug to Treat COVID Vaccine Side Effects That Totally Aren’t Happening
Paleontologist Discovers Dinosaurs Likely Became Extinct Due to Cooking with Too Many Seed Oils
