The FBI has a unique idea on how they can get help tracking down more than 300,000 migrant children who have been lost by the Biden-Harris Administration. Enter Joe Biden. President Biden’s unique ability to sniff out children could be the key difference between finding these lost children and never seeing them again.

“He’s a true bloodhound when it comes to sniffing out kids of all ages,” said FBI Special Agent Sherry McCarver. “I think the president and his unique set of skills could be a difference maker in finding these poor children before they are gone forever.”

For his part, President Biden seems to be on board with the plan. “I don’t know who took these kids. I don’t know what they want. If they are looking for ransom I can tell you the country is bankrupt and we have no money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like them. If they let these children go now that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you and I will sniff you,” Biden stated.

The FBI has already started setting up a “Sniffer Taskforce” to head up the operation. Biden will be assigned a “handler” who will put a harness and collar on him and allow Biden to lead him wherever his nose goes. If successful, the agency is discussing the endless possibilities to find other missing children around the world.

In related news, the FBI is also considering using Joe Biden’s son, Hunter, to help sniff out missing cocaine in other cases where they are having difficulty finding drugs for criminal cases.