In a move that surprised diners and staff alike, former President Donald Trump made an unexpected visit to a McDonald’s location yesterday, stepping behind the counter to personally assist in the preparation of the chain’s iconic french fries. Wearing a custom “Make McDonald’s Great Again” (MMGA) hat, Trump grabbed a fryer basket with the precision of a seasoned fast food pro and began serving up golden fries to astonished customers.

“I’ve always said, nobody makes fries better than me,” Trump declared confidently, gesturing to the sizzling fryer. “These fries? Tremendous. The best. They’re just like my rallies—golden and hot, okay? People love them.”

As the crowd cheered and snapped photos, Trump took a brief pause to survey the restaurant, nodding approvingly at the décor but frowning slightly as he glanced at the current menu. “Let me tell you, folks,” he said, waving his hand at the menu board, “it’s just not the same anymore. Where’s the McDLT? Where’s the Snack Wrap? Where’s the Arch Deluxe? We used to have winners on this menu, now it’s all soy burgers and salads—what’s happening? It’s sad!”

Trump then pivoted to what he called “the real reason” for his visit: launching his new campaign to MMGA – Make McDonald’s Great Again. In true Trump fashion, he promised to bring back all the beloved discontinued items that he, and many Americans, sorely miss.

“We’re going to bring back the McPizza, folks. The McDLT. People tell me all the time, ‘Mr. Trump, we need the Snack Wraps back.’ Believe me, I’ve heard it. And we’re going to do it. We’re bringing back the fried apple pie too. No more of this baked nonsense. Who wants a baked pie? Nobody,” Trump proclaimed, to thunderous applause.

At one point, Trump even vowed to restore the original, deep-fried apple pies to “their former crispy, crunchy glory,” claiming that only his administration could “negotiate a deal with the McDonald’s corporation that will bring America’s desserts back to where they should be.”

Trump then entertained the crowd by reminiscing about his favorite McDonald’s menu items from the past, at one point waxing poetic about the McSalad Shakers, which he described as “a perfect meal, you just shake it—beautiful.”

As he stood by the register, gesturing grandly with a fry in hand, he pledged that under his leadership, no McDonald’s item would be forgotten. “You’re going to love what we do with McDonald’s. We’re bringing back the Arch Deluxe. The Cheddar Melt. The McLobster. And don’t even get me started on Chicken Selects. They’re coming back, better than ever. It’s going to be yuuuge.”

Trump also took the opportunity to critique the McDonald’s portion sizes, promising that once he’s back in the White House, “we’re going to make the fries bigger. Much bigger. Huge portions. You won’t believe it.”

As diners continued to cheer, Trump posed for selfies with employees, signed a ketchup packet for one enthusiastic fan, and even offered a fry-making demonstration that he dubbed “a masterclass in fast food greatness.”

He concluded his visit by personally serving customers from the drive-thru window, proclaiming to each car, “We’re making McDonald’s great again, one fry at a time!”

As he waved goodbye, the former president left the crowd with one final thought: “America deserves great McDonald’s. We had it once, and we’ll have it again. You’ll see. We’ll get rid of all the losers on the menu and bring back only the winners. It’s going to be tremendous.”

Rumors are already swirling that Trump’s next stop on his MMGA tour could be a Burger King, where he reportedly plans to lobby for the return of the Big King XL, but for now, Trump’s sights are firmly set on McDonald’s—and the promise of a brighter, burger-filled tomorrow.