Several towns in Florida and Texas have begun reporting busloads of illegal memers being dumped on their doorsteps. Further investigation has revealed that the has begun busing these illegals to Florida and Texas, hoping to overwhelm resources in towns not prepared for their numbers.

“Maybe these states will finally understand what I’ve been dealing with for years,” said Gavin Newsom. “I think it’s fine and good to stand up for these illegal memers when they don’t impact your community. We’ll see how they feel when thousands of these illegals start showing up in their communities. These memers are really straining our systems, they don’t speak our language, and our residents are confused and scared. I’m confused and scared. Did I really say all poopoo times are peepee times? Did Kamala Harris actually say she’s too dumb to be president? We’re all just trying to determine what is real and try to learn the language of these people.”

However, the plan may have backfired. Florida governor, Ron DeSantis said, “we welcome these outcasts from California. Florida is a free state, and we won’t ignore the Constitution just because someone makes a joke at our expense. I think you have to be pretty thin-skinned to threaten prison for someone who makes fun of your own incompetence or stupidity. These are the exact kinds of residents we’d love to have here in Floriday. We welcome them with open arms.”

The memers are happy to be there for now. “I’m loving the opportunity and security here,” said Jackson Flagstone, a prolific memer from Chico, California, who was dropped off in Dallas. “I can walk freely and post my content here without the fear of arrest. It’s a wonderful feeling.”